Review of the Doxy Massage Wand

The massager

I was contacted by Doxy and asked if I would review the Doxy Massage Wand. It arrived in a brown box with a note attached giving me information about how it works, the note also said that they are working on the packaging as this is a brand new item. When I received it it was in a plastic hygiene wrap.

The first thing I noticed about the Doxy Massage Wand is the size of it, this is the largest wand type massager/vibrator I have ever owned, so I was surprised that it isn’t heavier than it is, given its size it is not a heavy wand.

Lovely padded head


The next thing I noticed was the texture of the head of the wand its a soft PVC cover which feels very cushioned. At first touch we thought that this might be leather but it is in fact PVC. The softness of this head does make the wand feel very good to touch, the PVC cover is latex free and free from any Phlalates and other nasties.

The Doxy Massage wand is mains powered and it comes with a UK plug attached to a very long cord, meaning that you shouldn’t have to worry about the lead been long enough to reach wherever it is that you are trying to massage. This also means that it is not waterproof and should not be used in water or submerged for cleaning.

plug and Wire

To clean the head of the Doxy I would advise using a sex toy cleaning spray and a clean papertowel as these sprays are antibacterial and will make sure that the head of the toy is kept nice and clean and hygienic for every use.

When I plugged in the Doxy I found it very easy to use, the Doxy has 2 ways of working, constant vibrations or pulses. The constant vibrations come on a medium power level for the toy, I found this medium level to be a very fast speed but when I slowed it down using the minus button it was very quickly brought under control. The Doxy does advertise itself as the most powerful massage wand in the market and I have to say that it does live upto this claim, I have tried a fair few wands over the years and none of them, not even the mains powered ones that I have tried come close to this when it is on full. I actually think that if you put it in milk the milk would turn to cheese very quickly.

Power Buttons

The pulses are activated by holding down the power button for 2-3 seconds when the massager is turned off and the pulses can be made longer or shorter by pressing the plus and minus buttons on the handle, the pulses gradually increase in speed from slow to fast and the plus-minus doesn’t decrease the power of the pulse just the length of it. To reset it to constant vibrations again you simply turn it off and back on again.

I personally preferred the constant vibrations as I like to be in control of how powerful the vibrations are and the pulses although you can control the length of the pulse you cannot control the speed that the pulse gets upto.

This is a massage wand and I should include a bit about massage in the review, this is a good wand to use for sports massage and I personally have used it after running when some how I have pulled my shoulders (probably spending to long looking at the screen on the treadmill hunched over) and found that when it is used this way it is very effective.

Doxy Massager

However, we all know that massage wands are mainly used for masturbation right? I have certainly never thought about them in any other way, maybe I am a little warped like that. For masturbation this thing rocks, it is so powerful it blows your mind and that is without it been on full power, my husband even said that it would easily force him to orgasm. The buttons are nice and large to meaning that you don’t need to concentrate to hard on what you are doing to be able to use it.

Overall this is a very powerful massage wand which is great for both massage and masturbation, I’m not so sure that it actually needs to be as powerful as it is when it is on full. I love the padding on the head of it and think that this helps to soften the vibrations without taking away any of the power from them. If you love your power and you want a wand you wouldn’t go wrong with this one. 

Review of Oriental Anal Beads from Magic Moments

These beads where sent to me to review by they are basic anal beads and are available for a very basic price of just £2.50 by clicking here

They come in a plain plastic tub which can be saved and used to store the beads in when they are not been used.

The beads themselves are small silver coloured and made of plastic, they are on string with a metal ring at the end to aid retrieval and prevent any loss within your body.

The string doesn’t feel like it has any kind of protective coating on it, this did worry me as cleaning the string is very important for hygiene purposes, and getting it clean again after use is not easy when the string is not coated with anything to protect it.

The beads are small in size and shouldn’t be difficult for even a complete beginner to insert with plenty of lube.

They are on a good length piece of string, keeping them nice and separate from each other.

Once they are inserted they sit just inside you and give you that slightly fuller feeling which can feel nice, always be careful when using anything anally that you keep the retrieval cord on the outside.

When removing them you can either do this slowly or quickly, the choice really is yours but doing it as you orgasm will increase the intensity of your orgasm.

Overall: I think that these are good for anyone beginning with this sort of play, they are cheap and cheerful and good basic fun, but the string makes me feel like that are more disposable then reusable due to cleaning issues.

Review of the Hello Touch by Jimmyjane from Simplypleasure

The Jimmyjane hello Touch was sent to me for review from, it arrived in some lovely discrete packaging.

The Jimmyjane Hello Touch is packaged in a cardboard box with some lovely clear pictures of the Hello Touch and information about how it works. Inside the box you get the Touch, batteries and a storage pouch, along with some instructions.

The Hello Touch takes aaaa batteries, these are like the normal pencil batteries which you might have used for your walkman in the 80’s and 90’s or in your remote control for your television but they are much much thinner, I had never seen these sold anywhere so I did a quick google to see how much they cost and if they are widely available, they don’t cost anymore than any other pencil style battery and are available on amazon, I haven’t seen them in the local supermarket but if I am completely honest I haven’t really looked for them either.

The batteries are inserted into the body of the power pack inside a plastic case, initially we thought that the plastic case for the batteries was missing but it is infact in with the packaging in the box and not in the battery compartment when you receive the toy. As with all battery controlled toys I would advise that you remove the batteries from the vibrator when it is not in use, this preserves the battery life and also prevents any chance of the batteries leaking and damaging the toy.

Once you have put the batteries into the power pack, this slides into the wrist strap, you need to make sure that you do this with the power buttons on the top so that they line up roughly with the 3 round circles on the pocket, even though there is 3 circles there are only 2 buttons on the Touch, on and off, after we had finished playing and turned the lights off for sleep we realised that these buttons and the Jimmjane brand name on the wrist strap glows in the dark, this is cool as it makes it much easier to see what you are doing in the bedroom if you are a lights off kind of person/couple.

The wrist strap is made from microfibre it is incredibly soft and has a good amount of stretch to, it is very comfortable to wear as it is so light that you almost forget that it is there, even with the battery pack inserted into it, the wrist band is also machine washable, should you slip with the lube or anything and need to give it a wash.

 Attached to the battery back via a wire are 2 small vibrating pads which have stretchy rubber like bands which slot over the fingers to hold them in place, the pads are nice and soft and flat, and the rubber bands are good and tight, but not so tight that they cut off the circulation to your fingers or anything. These are also very light, and they have the immyjane logo embossed on the metal vibrating part inside the pads.

To use the Hello Touch, you slide the vibrating pads onto the fingers which you want to use and the wrist strap onto your wrist and then press the on button, the Touch is single speed and about medium intensity. The intensity of the vibrations are not what makes this a great toy though, its the versitility of it, having the vibrating pads firmly attached to your fingers means that you can easily use it in a variety of ways, on yourself or your partner, just let your imagination run wild, a finger and thumb make a great g-spot vibrator/massager, 2 fingers are good for clit stim, moving the pads to the back mean that you can have your partners warm fingers do the touching while the vibrations do their thing and then you can  move the vibrating pads down the fingers to use to stimulate your male partner.

Personally I really likes the feel of the finger and thumb when my partner was using it on my and the 2 fingers on there own. The pads or pods are they are described on the box are made from supersoft silicone and have a very natural feel about them when they are been used as they are so soft. As with all silicone toys I would advise against using silicone lubricant with them as it may react with the silicone and cause it to become damaged.

The Hello Touch is a lovely quiet vibrator meaning that you don’t need to worry about using it in a shared house or if you have teenage kids that might still be up when you go to bed for some fun.

When the Hello Touch is assembled and the battery compartment is sealed shut it is waterproof which means that itcan be used in the bath or the shower without any fear of it getting damaged. This is great if you like to share a shower with your partner for some fun or just like a bit of me time away from everyone else, we all know that sometimes the only room in the house where you can really be alone is the bathroom. It also makes cleaning nice and simple, as I have already said the wrist band is machine washable but as the pads obviously cannot be put in the washing machine, they can however be cleaned in warm soapy water or with some good sex toy cleaner.

Overall I really like the Hello Touch it is one of the most versatile sex toys that I have tried whether using is alone or with my partner the possibilities are endless and they are all fun, its waterproof, quiet, easy to use, easy to store even coming with its own storage pouch and generally just a fab vibrator.