So I have said before that I’m a sucker for things that buzz- and I while I’m not always very girly, I do like sex toys that are fancy looking. Yeah, so look at THIS.
This is the Kama Diva Large Rainbow Vibe. Pretty huh?? I know. I was excited to get it in the mail. For starters, it’s pretty big. It comes with a really fluffy pillow case. It’s phthalate free. It’s made of urethane. What? I didn’t exactly know what that meant when I ordered it, it sure was pretty, and I really needed a new vibrator. Not that I don’t have lots of them already, but I needed a NEW one and a trippy looking rainbow colored one. So when it arrived I removed it from the box to find that it’s hard plastic. Urethane- shmurethane- it’s hard plastic. Well I’ve come a long way from the hard slimline vibes. I don’t DO hard plastic vibes anymore. Not that they don’t have merit. I am very nostalgic about the classic slimline vibrators I used to by when I was in high school. However, once I moved to dildo’s, vibrating dildo’s, jelly (I know, I know), and silicon- my hard plastic days are over.
Usually the hard plastic vibes still pack enough vibrating punch to get the job done. This one, for all it’s big-ness, really didn’t. I was a bit disappointed. It had settings, and a simple push button to go from one setting to the next. It had 7 different settings, so much potential. The pulsing one was a good tease. I did fuck myself with it for a while, and the ridges made for some interesting sensation, but unlike silicon, cyberskin or jelly, it doesn’t give. It felt kind of invasive. I opted for just using it just for clitoral vibrator, but even on it’s high setting, it just wasn’t high enough for me. Now I’m not a Hitachi snob.
Ok, so I sorta am…
But I use a bullet vibe- often. I can get off with any number of vibrators. I wouldn’t say it was buzzy- it was just kind of weak. Maybe something that size really DOES still need C batteries. I’m not sure.
I hate giving negative reviews, but this one just wasn’t for me. Don’t fret, pleasure seekerts- click the link below, anything you want for your pink parts- you will find it, or something really damn close. Promise.