Lingerie from TabuToys

This is my first corset.  Not only the first one I’ve owned, but the first one I’ve even WORN!  I got it at the suggestion from  It’s pink and it’s shiny- and I do love it.

The thing I learned about corsets is this: A corset is NOT a one man show.  There’s NO fucking way you can put this on and then WAIT for your partner to come home.  It just can’t be done.  I tried loosening the laces and then pulling the hooks together.  I tried turning it around, hooks connected, and tried to lace it and then turn it.  Yeah, that didn’t work.  I was breaking a SWEAT just trying to get sexy!!

Isn’t this my fucking life??

So finally I called for reinforcements.  No way to be spontaneous there!!  I was reminded of Rose from Titanic and her mother, yanking so hard to tie her up.

I guess I have two options.  I can go to a neighbor or a co-worker to have them tie me up in the corset.


I can just put on a SNUGGIE, and let my partner just see the back of the corset while he’s tying it, then run to the bedroom, and then call him in….  ta-dah!!!

I do love this corset.  I think the pink looks good on me.  If I’m gonna WEAR something lacey and girly, I’m going all out with the sexy bold colors!!!  The G-string was funny.  It was a rectagular peice of lace trimmed fabric, and then the string part.  I think I can make a hair scrunchie out of it.  Ha.

You’ll love their line of lingerie.  They have a little something for every shape and size.

Thanks to Tabutoys for sending me this sexy peice!!  I hope to get more!!

The Cane

“On all 4’s, he ran the thin stick over my body.  It tickled.  He teased me with it, and then THWAP!  I yelped out.  It was sharp, stinging.  Then the tickling again.  I moved away from it- until he started hitting me again, slow and soft, then harder, harder, faster… then pause.  then THWAP.  Harder.  I flinched, lowered my head, ass in the air.  It stung.  Again, a hard sting on my thigh.  FUCK.

“Oh you’re such a sissy,” he taunted at me the cane striking me at the round curve of my ass, “I have barely begun.  I have just…(whack)…begun…(whack)… to give you…(whack)… what you deserve…(WHACK).”

I grunted in between and cried out the last strike.  He traced the cane back up my back tickling less, striking more.  While I tried to take it, I know I cried out and sobbed like a scared virgin.  I knew he was going easy on me.  I didn’t know how much I could take, but I knew he would push me two inches past my limit before stopping to to soothe me, just a little.  And again.  I could hear the thin rattan whip cut through the air with a high pitched whistle.  I knew the cane could break the skin had he hit me much harder.

The marks would fade within a day, I knew I would wish them to last longer.”

Gentle or not, I do love the cane.  I love the way it slices through the air and the sharp sting against my skin.  How it goes from playful tickling to sharp sting.  I am getting a case for mine, since it is very thin and I’m worried it will break.  It’s simple and raw.  Nothing fancy but perfect for D/s play.  For beginners, start out gentle.  I suggest striking your calf to get the feel of how hard you want to strike.  Cane’s cane leave heavy bruises and break the skin if you are not careful.  Play hard, but play safe.

Old School Vibe with upgrades

I have not used a hard slim vibe in many years.  For EVER that was my main dildo staple.  The slim vibes that took 2 C batteries.  I’ve had several in my life.  I thought I was the only person who ever broke vibrators.

It seems like it never happened to any of my friends.

What the fuck was I doing to my vibrators that they would just stop working??

Over the years, I rotated between red and black slim vibes until they stopped making the C battery ones and went to AA batteries.  I admit I was somewhat disappointed, because I figured a bigger battery meant a stronger vibration.  It was at that time that I bought my first Dildo Sleeve and put that over my defunct C battery slim vibe.  From there I finally made the move to dildo’s and the rest is history.

However, when Babeland offered this one, I jumped at the chance!  The Showerbabe is a slim vibe.  It takes two AA batteries, but there’s this battery cradle that they batteries slip into, and then the whole thing slides into the vibe.  Much less RATTLING!

This is the slim vibe with a few upgrades that I like.  First is the battery thing.  Nothing is worst than in the middle of playing, it sounds like little men are inside your vibe with jackhammers!  Second, I love the handle.  There’s like a little hook, or space that you can put your finger through.  Its easy to hold on to, you can put a finger through it and use you hand, not just your fingers for thrusting.  No cramped hands.  Also, this handle makes it less likely that you will drop it in the SHOWER.  Yes, as the name suggests, it’s waterproof!  Lastly, the power switch, is a button.  Click on- two settings, click off.  No more “speed dialing”  It’s on, it’s off- simple.   The vibration?  Ohhh as good as I remember.

It’s a great price point.  20 bucks.  A good starter vibe if you’re a newbie and I also  heard super sexy porn star Bree Olson say that with slim vibes, you can really just thrust harder and faster than with bigger toys.  Hmmmm, I may have to put that to a test.

The Love Seat, Extreme Restraints

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~DaVinci

Really, the simplest ideas are the best ones. The Love Seat sent to me from Extreme Restraints is the perfect example.

hitachi magic wand

Ok so this is the simplest idea and it’s so very good. It’s basically just what it looks like. It’s a base and holder for your Hitachi so you be on your knees, and hands free. Yes. Hands Free. There’s something interesting and sexy about grinding against a stationary vibe, especially THIS vibe. The Hitachi in your hands, and you are using your hands to guide it where you want it, apply pressure etc. I don’t know about you, but direct contact from the Hitachi to my clit is often too much, so I sort of go at it from the side, and apply a LOT of pressure. Hands free, you use your hips, your instinct, your pussy… to find the sweet spot. It’s a different sensation- it’s better, dirtier… mmmhmmm.

It is really light weight, I mean, it’s foam. You can’t SIT on it, but you know, you could lean on it, you know, for pressure. Also an awesome addition for fucking doggy style. My Hitachi stays in it now. I don’t have the controller dial, and I think it would be nice to have, not because I like increasing speeds, but because it’s kind of pain to reach into the hole to turn it on and off. There’s no fast way to do that in the case that someone walks in on you, also the controller creates a 6 foot extension cord.

What I didn’t like about this, is the cover. It’s stretchy spandex. It’s soft etc, but it’s attached by a few eyelets so you can see the foam inside. Also the ends are stitched so it supposedly won’t fray, but really, could you make a hem, maybe adda zipper??

For all it’s simplicity and even the cheap cover, it fucking rocks. I took this pic from the Manufacturers site…. to give you an idea. mmmmm, yeah.


ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU Extreme Restraints for making my Hitachi even better!!

My ‘classy’ vibe

I am usually a hard core vibrator kind of girl. The stronger the better.  However, the Liberte felt very much like a luxury toy. The vibration was strong, but it was a “gentle strong”. The shape and the feel of it is classy and pretty. I’m really a toy slut… pretty vibes are great but I really just want the orgasm.

Look at it this way, there’s the vibes that you “jerk off”with, like the Hitachi… and then there’s toys for “masturbation” or “touching yourself”. A kinder gentler vibe. That is what the Liberte is. I used it while I was watching an adult movie. I was taking my time. The strong vibes didn’t push me to a fast release, but definitely gave me strong decadent orgasm that I wasn’t expecting the first time I used it.
Also used with a partner, he agreed that it was very gentle- but still strong. He couldn’t take it all in his ass, it was too big, he said- however, once you get past the widest part, it narrows considerably and I suspect it would have been really great. However, who am I to say what’s too wide for someone else’s butt?

It comes with a battery, so there’s no looking or charging involved. There are four settings, the first being HIGH. This is a good idea, you don’t have to go LOOKING for the high setting. The third setting, the low setting is too low. Almost non-existent low. The fourth is a rhythmic pulse, but it’s also too low to really consider.

There’s a nice curve so it can also be used for g-spot penetration, or prostate massage. It also has a nice long handle, which is convenient also. Its my ‘classy’ vibe and while this is probably not my go to toy, it’s does have a permanent spot close to my bed.

Are you doing your kegels?

Kegel (KAY-gul or KEY-gul) exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the uterus, bladder and bowel. If you do Kegel exercises regularly and keep your pelvic floor muscles toned, you may reduce your risk of incontinence and similar problems as you get older. Kegel exercises can also help you control urinary incontinence.

I’ve been hearing about this since my first pregnancy and it’s one of those topics, as you get into your 30’s and on, that women nod and smile and laugh about. Do we do them?? Well, I know that often forget. Without getting too clinical, strengthening your kegels will help you to not ‘pee when you sneeze’- which is unfortunately something that happens to lots of women, after having kids, or just as we get older.  The exercises are relatively easy to do, tighten, hold release, repeat.

Kegel exercisers, are like ‘resistance’ training.  Gripping down against something.  This exerciser from VibeReview is made with this in mind.  I read the instructions and thought…what the??

The Energie from Natural Contours is pretty, non threatening and effective.  Basically, you lay on your back and insert the end, using your hands only to support the weight of this ‘barbell’.  With each tighten, pull the barbell in, resting between each time.  Repeat until it’s fully inserted.  Repeat.   I imagine after time, you no longer need to use your hands for support.  The metal barbell weighs about a pound, can be washed and sterilized.

Lets not forget that besides the medical benefits of these exercises, there’s the sexual benefits.  In a nutshell, more control, tighter pussy.  Like any muscle, toning it will improve it’s ‘appearance’ at rest as well as in use right??  The article above claims that you will start to notice results in 8-12 weeks- so after 8-12 weeks of kegels, your partner will also reap the rewards of your hard work.

My thought is, once you can hold this sucker in, while standing… you deserve a theme song.

Vivid Dreams- Savanna

Here’s one for the “Go To” drawer. I have to make a correction to something I said about jelly toys. I don’t like ALL jelly toys. The last one I reviewed, going back later, the scent was too strong. Yes, wash it and it fades. Scented lube- and it masks it. However, right out of the drawer- it’s STRONG. Now I’m not sensitive to scents, but I’m not sensitive to a LOT of things. I suspect that MOST people will be bothered by this scent and a lot of the “sex toy snobs” (term used playfully) will not like it.

Now the Vivid Dreams Savanna does have the sail salon scent, I won’t like. But it’s got all the good Doc Johnson goodness.

Can you see the swirl that wraps around it?? It’s a nice thick vibrating dildo with the bullet up near the tip so it’s good for clitoral stimulation AND penetration. The Doc Johnson Vivid Dreams line all have the thumb dial, which I also really like. Roll it up, roll it down. Easy easy… And waterproof!!

Ok- I have very little luck with jerking off in the shower, but for those of you who DO- this is a good one.

So ok, here’s some phthalate talk. I KNOW that there’s a LOT of talk about using phthalate free products and how that is the safer way to go. Clearly any kind of chemicals are less than perfectly safe. In March of 2008 California banned baby and infant toys with phthalates. Most likely because they are in the mouths of the babies for long perions of time. I also found this article that addressed phthalates in sex toys.

  • moderate use of dildoes (less than 15 min/week) is not associated with any significant health risk
  • heavy usage (1 hour/day) is not associated with any significant health risk, except for pregnant and breastfeeding women who should abstain from heavy usage

Well I do use it more than 15 minutes a week, but maybe not EVERY week. And I am not pregnant or breastfeeding. I am not worried about getting cancer from my dildo’s. I live with a smoker, just outside of LA. Really, something else will get me before the phthalates do. However, I can’t say that I’m unconcerned.

One thing I have noticed is that the jelly toys sell. Looking at what sells on my affiliate accounts, or the toys that my non sex-blogger friends sell, and from people in the business that I’ve asked. Jelly Toys are what people are buying, probably because they cost a little less. For most people (not all), sex toys are a luxury item, not to be used on an every day basis and I suspect that less people are going to want to shell out an EXTRA $40 for a phthalate free toy that is going to be used maybe twice a week for 20 minutes a time.

In the interest of social responsibility, I feel like I need to mention these things now and again. does have a large selection of toys, even jelly like ones that are phthalate free. So if you have concerns, take an extra minute and look for it.

Big toys for bad girls

“Give it here,” he said.  I had told the New Boy about my new dildo and sent him a picture. His response had been, “I think my ass just closed forever.”  When I told him that it was for ME, not him… he couldn’t wait to try it out.

I told him I needed to be worked up to it… you can’t just shove something like that inside a girl in the first few minutes, right??  He was glad to oblige.  He knelt between my legs and licked at my pussy for a long time.  He kept saying, “oh you’ll be ready… ”

I didn’t want him to stop.  The last few guys I’ve been with have spoiled me and now I want to make sure that before the night is through, I get some head for me too.  If I find a guy who does it well, then I want it, a lot of it, and often.  So I let him continue even though I wanted to break what I consider to be an important rule of sex toy reviewing.

Rule #1. You gotta USE the sex toy.

I whined a little when he reached for the Dai Do 3 and moved his delicious mouth away from me.  He sat between my legs, as he slid it out of the black satin bag and lubed it up with some silicone lubricant.

Rule #2.  Lube makes almost anything fit.

(and by the way, metal and silicone lube go together like… well, cock and pussy.)

He ran the dildo along my pussy,  it was cold- but I knew this wouldn’t last long.  I am not usually one for temperature play, I do enjoy the way that this vibe will adjust to my body temperature pretty quickly.  He pushed it against my hole… I took a deep breath, and on exhale, he pushed it inside me.  Slowly.  Thank God for lube, because I felt it going in.  It slid it smooth, stretching me, but in a gentle way.  I was ready for it.  He pushed it inside me, until it reached the first groove.

“Wow- you’re pussy is just swallowing this,” he said, his eyes opened wide.

WHAT? I laughed, “Are you saying that my pussy is just a big gaping hole??”

Rule #3 Being big is only complimentary if you are a guy.  (This isn’t really a RULE as much as it’s just good to remember)

He laughed, telling me no- that it’s tight, but that I was taking it good.  Such a good girl.  It filled me to the next ridge, and the last one, until it just wasn’t going any farther.  Just shy of two inches in diameter, 8 inches long, the solid phallus felt even bigger.  The weight pressing against the walls of my pussy, it was lovely.  I directed him, to lower the base so the large hard shaft was pressing against my g-spot.  He grabbed a vibe and rubbed it against my clit.  My hips started to shake and my voice quivered.  He started pushing it, faster, deeper in to me, shallow.  I was ready to cum, ready to grip even harder around this hard dildo and claim a love like no other…

Then it happened.  He started thrusting- pulling it out, then sliding it back in.  Out and in.. out and… fuck… stop.  Stop. STOP!!!

The ridges… My pelvic bone.


Perhaps it’s the way my pussy is built.  The ridges were tapping, rubbing, against my pelvic bone.  It was not painful, but uncomfortable.

Rule #4, Big is good but not always better.


Once that happened, I was just too nervous to let him continue, even if he stopped thrusting.  Damn… I was so fucking close.


By the way, alone- I did use it again, with a nice vibrator.  In my own hands, I was able to find the right placement.  No thrusting in and out- although knowing exactly how to move it, it was a lot less of the rubbing.  I don’t think this issue would be the same on everyone.  I have a particularly small pelvis (why thank you doctor!).  It’s genetic.  With the vibration, and being so filled.  It did deliver me a fantastic orgasm in which my body gripped down so hard on this massive dildo that it practically slid out of me.  (Ok, maybe “slide” is a loose term)

Eden Fantasys carries the whole line of Dai Do toys, including a smaller version of this dildo, the Dai Do 4.  Which is not as thick and the ridges are not so deep.  Perhaps I should try this one.  I think it might have been perfect.

But if you do want a big dildo, why not try black?

10 Inch Explorer

My eyes are bigger than my pussy.



This is the 10″ Explorer.  I was so excited about it- but I just didn’t think it was really as big as it looked.  I don’t SEE 10 inches often enough to know HOW big it is.

So the specs:

The Colt Products are made by Cal Exotic’s.  I looked it up both on XR’s site and on the Cal Exotic site and it doesn’t say that it’s phthalate free.  It is described as ” Hygienically superior. Easy handling, solid, and non-porous.”  Non-porous means that it can be sterilized, so that makes me feel good.  The ridge that you see is smooth.  2 inches in diameter at it’s widest point.  2 inches…

It’s wonderfully massive and I pretty much mounted it the minute I got it out of the package.  It’s been a long day, and I knew it was waiting for me when I got home.

Ok… first, I washed it.  It’s a rubber material or something… it smells kind of like a tire- but I didn’t smell that the second I took it out of the package.  You get your nose close to it, and yeah, there it is- but it wasn’t an “overwhelming, out of the package, what the fuck IS that?” smell right out.  So I washed it- and lubed it.

And then, yeah.

I totally fucked it.

The pliable and bendable material makes you feel filled but not quite as invaded as harder materials.  Don’t get me wrong, I do LOVE the Goliath by Tantus, which is about the same it width but that isn’t very flexible.  This one is, and I like that.

It’s part of the Stimulus Sale going on at right now.  The sale is going on NOW.  So check it out.  There’s a lot of different items, from the more vanilla vibes to a Leather Straight Jacket (which is expensive but still marked almost in HALF).

Head on over.

Happy Endings are cool- massage oil review

I don’t give or get a lot of massages. Natt gave me a foot massage in NYC, but that may have been the last one I’ve gotten. There’s two reasons for this. 1) I am insanely ticklish and 2) I don’t get a lot of offers.

That being said, I don’t mind giving them. I like touching people. I have realized that I don’t get touched very often. My husband and I don’t get close very often. I don’t have friends that I hug a lot. I’m not a cuddler. So when I have the opportunity to put my hands on someone in a way that isn’t even sexual, but just human contact- I enjoy it.

My husband has pretty bad peripheral vascular disease so he really benefits from a massage, but sometimes it’s painful so it’s not often that I can do it. The other night, he asked me if I wouldn’t mind maybe rubbing his legs and hands. I figured this was as good a time as any to tryout my new massage oil.

It’s a mild scented oil.  It’s pretty thin too.  I put some on my hands and slowly worked it into his skin.  It was not an overwhelming scent, which was good.  I just can’t deal with overwhelming scents.  I massaged his legs for a long time, it didn’t dry too quickly, which is saying a lot considering my husband has pretty dry skin.

I rubbed his legs only having to add oil once.  It made his skin really soft and once the oil was dried, it left his skin smooth enough to keep rubbing with out adding oil.  I think we both enjoyed it.  The touching, the sensation.

And while I am skeptical about the pheremones, the leg massage DID end with a happy ending, for ME!  yeah!!!