meet my new true love… her name is…Goliath

Ohhhh I’m in love…. again.
With a dildo, another one.
I know, I do this. I meet one, I’m all smitten and then another one comes along, looking better than a battery operated device has a right to, and then I’m in love again. I’m not insincere.

Just indecisive!!
I went out today, thinking perhaps I need a special dresser, a chest devoted to my toys because the nightstand is running out of room.

This is Goliath. I know, silly names. But you know, I just look at it and say, “Hello lover!”

First, the specs. It’s just shy of 2 inches wide. Just over 7 inches long. There’s a bullet that can go into the base, or you can take the bullet out and use it alone or with the right strap on. 2 inches wide is less than my boyfriend dildo, however this that one is more pliable and flexible. This one, while silicon, is rigid. Not hard plastic, it’s made of phthalate-free silicon. (Phthalates are the chemicals that make hard plastic soft.) It’s made by the fine folks at Tantus Silicon. It can be washed with soap and water, boiled, bleached or thrown in the top rack of the dishwasher.

Tip #1, use lube. Waterbased, not silicon based. This is not really a toy that you can suck and spit on and that’s enough until you get wet enough. Lube will help it go in nicely- because it is hard it is doesn’t mold to you, you have to mold to it.

The feeling was amazing. I was ready, and with an audience- thank you ES. I pushed it inside me, immediately feeling it stretching me out. I think I was still swollen from the night before- but I was so excited to try it, and well, watching ES jerk off for the past few minutes had me in the mood in no time. Lubed up and ready, I turned on the bullet with a push of the button. The vibrations move through this silicon toy pretty evenly. I rubbed the length of the shaft over my pussy, feeling the sensations through me. ES was watching intently, his face sexy and concentrated on me. I admit I love him watching me. He’s such a good slut and never takes me for granted.

Pushing it inside me, I could already feel it stretching me. I removed it and rubbed it a little more, distributing the lube and went again. This time it went in, opening me up. I pushed slower, feeling it. The hardness of the shaft, and the veins that added to the sensations. It was tight inside me, again possibly because I was a bit swollen from the night before- but the steady vibrations smoothed through me and I was able to focus on the sensations.

I watched ES watching me, I could see the picture he was looking at, and his reaction to it. I could see his arm moving as he jerked his cock watching me. His words came over the chat window but I could not see them. I could feel my gspot starting to swell and I pushed harder and deeper. Fucking it. Thinking about ES, about Sean, about Z. About whichever cock came to mind, and fucking it hard and taking it deep. My own wetness mixed with the lube and the dildo slid easily inside me. In and out, pushing inside me, invading me with each thrust. It was divine.

I used my other hand and rubbed on my clit and I started to cum, pulsing and writing against it, my legs instinctively came together and my body clenched. It was then that I noticed just how big and hard this dildo was.

It was that moment that I fell in love. So maybe it’s not the real thing, and no it doesn’t feel like a real cock, but who the hell cares. Who needs reality when it feels so good.

The Swirltop Butt Plug- more “OH MY GOD’s” for your money!

I admit that I was a bit scared when I opened this next item. Those naughty boys at Adam and Eve… It doesn’t look that big in this picture, but it looks quite big in the packaging!! When I took it out of the plastic wrap, it was not so daunting, and when I put the batteries in, I got a little squirmy thinking about it.

This is the Swirltop Butt Plug. (I admit, I giggle when I say it outloud.) It’s about 4 inches high and 4 1/2 inches around at it’s widest point. I know it SEEMS like a lot… but trust me…

So last night I was feelin a bit naughty. I spent some time with my favorite reads and was feeling pretty anxious. I had tested out the batteries and the strength of the vibe earlier in the day just so I knew what I was in for. Like I said, I was a bit scared, but I’m never one to shy away from a challenge. (wicked smile).
The vibrations on this vibe are like a muted hum. There’s an egg inside it, and if you have never tried an egg on it’s one, they are quite fantastic. I used the ridges and slid them up and down my pussy. It was a teasing sensation with the constant movement. I think if I pressed it and held it still I could have made myself cum, my clit resting along those ridges and the whole toy vibrating at the same strength. I pushed it inside my hole, feeling my pussy widen. The vibrations inside me felt really good and the anticipation was getting me hot.
This vibe has a section cup on the bottom. If I wanted to use this in the tub I could lower myself down on to it. Oh yes, its waterproof. Although I don’t think that includes the battery pack remote, but the toy and wire can go underwater for extra ooohs and aaaahhhs. I decided to lay on my back with it and slowly push it up inside me. I lubed it up real good and rubbed it on my ass. I had it set on the lowest setting to get me started and pushed it in slowly, the ridges felt nice but I was starting to worry a little bit as I started feeling more and more stretched out. I wondered if maybe a partner would be better for this, or maybe I should not be going so slow. Just when it was starting to freak me out, it started to give, and it was all the way in. I relaxed a bit, knowing it was firmly in place.

*tip- When using anal toys, ALWAYS make sure it has a base on the end. It’s not recommended to use regular slim vibrator- there’s a natural ’suction effect’, and well, just don’t do it without a base. If it’s small, you can use a condom over it, assume there is extra that will stay outside so you can still retrieve it. *end tip

I turned the speed down to see how it felt inside me. I felt full but not stretched. I leaned back and reached for my vibe. I used a slimvibe and rubbed it up and down my pussy, the vibrations went through me and pressed against the plug, it felt warm and I ached. I pushed the vibe inside me. I love that feeling of being so filled. I could feel myself getting more and more wet and wanting more. I reached for the remote and turned the vibrations on the plug on. 1, mmmmmm- a soft hum. 2- oooh- that’s nice. It was a mild increase. 3- ahhhhhhh, ohh my god. That was like turning on a switch. I could feel the vibrations through the wall of my pussy and I pushed the vibe back inside me, wishing it was not so smooth- wanting to feel the roughness. I felt wild, and wanting more. 4- ah, too much…back to three.

I threw the slim vibe and reached into my drawer for my rabbit. I needed the feeling of a cock inside me. I propped my knees up and pushed the shaft in, not even turning it on, fucking my pussy while the plug filled me. I wished it was thrusting, but that’s another toy all together… I fucked myself until I came- so hard. I wanted a cock inside me and I thought about Z, fucking my ass and watching me squirm.

4 speeds, definitely increases the sensations of what you got going on. If you are new to anal, this is a good toy if you want to get past the slim jelly plugs that are no bigger than a finger. The 4 speeds of vibration are good for any level of pressure (I recommend level 3!) Again, it doesn’t thrust so if you are looking for something to simulate anal SEX, then try something different, but if you are not afraid of getting “a little butt naughty” then this is a great toy to enhance your pleasure.

4″ Swirltop Butt Plug
14.95

(oh, and my one other worry was removing it… but you know, I came so hard it was not a problem because I was very relaxed. I did sort of tilt it and pull one side out, and the rest, if you know what I mean. Yeah, it feels kinda weird, but really- get over it.)

Slinging it.

I need a more regular lover. Someone who is around on an ‘at least twice a week’ basis, so when I have reviews to do that need a partner, I can stay on top of things- no pun intended. My last shipment from VibeReview had included two fantastic items from Sportsheets. One was the Under the Bed Restraints and the other was the Sex Sling. I was hoping to put them into action before now, but I just havent had the time. I didn’t tell Lilly that I had the Under the Bed Restraints in my bad in NYC, and I was tempted to tie her down, just to see how well they works. (*wink).

The Sex Sling is an interesting idea, and something I knew I would love. I like being relatively bendy, for my size, but I admit that my abs are not as strong as I’d like and sometimes holding my legs up can become physically taxing. I don’t think the sex sling is meant as a way for you to support your own weight with you neck, but it aids in the process.

So even though I wasn’t having sex with anyone the night I was checking out the Sex Sling, I decided to put myself in it, just to see. I always find it exciting to see if the Ex will walk in when I’m in these predicaments. The center of the sling and the cuffs are padded (and leopard print) and rests behind your neck and on your ankles. I laid back and tightened the straps with quick pulls. A partner holding on to my legs would have an easy time of that for sure. I was right in that of curse I could not put all the weight on my neck, but it did make it a little easier. I think the sling, along with another person in the position to hold your legs and your own abdominals this could ease some aching muscles. I was able to open or close my legs, even bend them slightly, as long as I had a little slack. I think having these things tightened short could have me spread eagle in no time.

The Ex did walk in… cocked his head sideways and stared at me for a minute. I was a bit embarassed, but I played it off, “What do you think babe? This might make things a little easier.”

He crawled up on the bed, kneeling with his legs open and my thin panty-covered parts in plain view. “I like this,” he said. He rested his hand on my legs, immediately letting me feel the difference in weight distribution. He wasn’t going to fuck me- but he did push his fingers inside me- my g-spot in the right angle with my legs up like this and rubbed my clit with my Hitachi until I came, squirming and shaking, my legs unable to pull into my body that way. I can’t wait to use this for it’s intended purpose- but I can tell you that having an orgasm, with my legs open and somewhat unable to put them down and curl them underneath, made me come a lot harder.

This isn’t the review I WANTED to do, but you know- sex is like that sometimes. It’s not always the way we want it, even when we do have fun tools to play with.

Lingerie from TabuToys

This is my first corset.  Not only the first one I’ve owned, but the first one I’ve even WORN!  I got it at the suggestion from Tabutoys.com.  It’s pink and it’s shiny- and I do love it.

The thing I learned about corsets is this: A corset is NOT a one man show.  There’s NO fucking way you can put this on and then WAIT for your partner to come home.  It just can’t be done.  I tried loosening the laces and then pulling the hooks together.  I tried turning it around, hooks connected, and tried to lace it and then turn it.  Yeah, that didn’t work.  I was breaking a SWEAT just trying to get sexy!!

Isn’t this my fucking life??

So finally I called for reinforcements.  No way to be spontaneous there!!  I was reminded of Rose from Titanic and her mother, yanking so hard to tie her up.

I guess I have two options.  I can go to a neighbor or a co-worker to have them tie me up in the corset.

OR

I can just put on a SNUGGIE, and let my partner just see the back of the corset while he’s tying it, then run to the bedroom, and then call him in….  ta-dah!!!

I do love this corset.  I think the pink looks good on me.  If I’m gonna WEAR something lacey and girly, I’m going all out with the sexy bold colors!!!  The G-string was funny.  It was a rectagular peice of lace trimmed fabric, and then the string part.  I think I can make a hair scrunchie out of it.  Ha.

You’ll love their line of lingerie.  They have a little something for every shape and size.

Thanks to Tabutoys for sending me this sexy peice!!  I hope to get more!!

The Cane

“On all 4’s, he ran the thin stick over my body.  It tickled.  He teased me with it, and then THWAP!  I yelped out.  It was sharp, stinging.  Then the tickling again.  I moved away from it- until he started hitting me again, slow and soft, then harder, harder, faster… then pause.  then THWAP.  Harder.  I flinched, lowered my head, ass in the air.  It stung.  Again, a hard sting on my thigh.  FUCK.

“Oh you’re such a sissy,” he taunted at me the cane striking me at the round curve of my ass, “I have barely begun.  I have just…(whack)…begun…(whack)… to give you…(whack)… what you deserve…(WHACK).”

I grunted in between and cried out the last strike.  He traced the cane back up my back tickling less, striking more.  While I tried to take it, I know I cried out and sobbed like a scared virgin.  I knew he was going easy on me.  I didn’t know how much I could take, but I knew he would push me two inches past my limit before stopping to to soothe me, just a little.  And again.  I could hear the thin rattan whip cut through the air with a high pitched whistle.  I knew the cane could break the skin had he hit me much harder.

The marks would fade within a day, I knew I would wish them to last longer.”

Gentle or not, I do love the cane.  I love the way it slices through the air and the sharp sting against my skin.  How it goes from playful tickling to sharp sting.  I am getting a case for mine, since it is very thin and I’m worried it will break.  It’s simple and raw.  Nothing fancy but perfect for D/s play.  For beginners, start out gentle.  I suggest striking your calf to get the feel of how hard you want to strike.  Cane’s cane leave heavy bruises and break the skin if you are not careful.  Play hard, but play safe.

Old School Vibe with upgrades

I have not used a hard slim vibe in many years.  For EVER that was my main dildo staple.  The slim vibes that took 2 C batteries.  I’ve had several in my life.  I thought I was the only person who ever broke vibrators.

It seems like it never happened to any of my friends.

What the fuck was I doing to my vibrators that they would just stop working??

Over the years, I rotated between red and black slim vibes until they stopped making the C battery ones and went to AA batteries.  I admit I was somewhat disappointed, because I figured a bigger battery meant a stronger vibration.  It was at that time that I bought my first Dildo Sleeve and put that over my defunct C battery slim vibe.  From there I finally made the move to dildo’s and the rest is history.

However, when Babeland offered this one, I jumped at the chance!  The Showerbabe is a slim vibe.  It takes two AA batteries, but there’s this battery cradle that they batteries slip into, and then the whole thing slides into the vibe.  Much less RATTLING!

This is the slim vibe with a few upgrades that I like.  First is the battery thing.  Nothing is worst than in the middle of playing, it sounds like little men are inside your vibe with jackhammers!  Second, I love the handle.  There’s like a little hook, or space that you can put your finger through.  Its easy to hold on to, you can put a finger through it and use you hand, not just your fingers for thrusting.  No cramped hands.  Also, this handle makes it less likely that you will drop it in the SHOWER.  Yes, as the name suggests, it’s waterproof!  Lastly, the power switch, is a button.  Click on- two settings, click off.  No more “speed dialing”  It’s on, it’s off- simple.   The vibration?  Ohhh as good as I remember.

It’s a great price point.  20 bucks.  A good starter vibe if you’re a newbie and I also  heard super sexy porn star Bree Olson say that with slim vibes, you can really just thrust harder and faster than with bigger toys.  Hmmmm, I may have to put that to a test.

The Love Seat, Extreme Restraints

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~DaVinci

Really, the simplest ideas are the best ones. The Love Seat sent to me from Extreme Restraints is the perfect example.

hitachi magic wand

Ok so this is the simplest idea and it’s so very good. It’s basically just what it looks like. It’s a base and holder for your Hitachi so you be on your knees, and hands free. Yes. Hands Free. There’s something interesting and sexy about grinding against a stationary vibe, especially THIS vibe. The Hitachi in your hands, and you are using your hands to guide it where you want it, apply pressure etc. I don’t know about you, but direct contact from the Hitachi to my clit is often too much, so I sort of go at it from the side, and apply a LOT of pressure. Hands free, you use your hips, your instinct, your pussy… to find the sweet spot. It’s a different sensation- it’s better, dirtier… mmmhmmm.

It is really light weight, I mean, it’s foam. You can’t SIT on it, but you know, you could lean on it, you know, for pressure. Also an awesome addition for fucking doggy style. My Hitachi stays in it now. I don’t have the controller dial, and I think it would be nice to have, not because I like increasing speeds, but because it’s kind of pain to reach into the hole to turn it on and off. There’s no fast way to do that in the case that someone walks in on you, also the controller creates a 6 foot extension cord.

What I didn’t like about this, is the cover. It’s stretchy spandex. It’s soft etc, but it’s attached by a few eyelets so you can see the foam inside. Also the ends are stitched so it supposedly won’t fray, but really, could you make a hem, maybe adda zipper??

For all it’s simplicity and even the cheap cover, it fucking rocks. I took this pic from the Manufacturers site…. to give you an idea. mmmmm, yeah.

hitachi-pic-300x230

ThankyouthankyouTHANKYOU Extreme Restraints for making my Hitachi even better!!

My ‘classy’ vibe

I am usually a hard core vibrator kind of girl. The stronger the better.  However, the Liberte felt very much like a luxury toy. The vibration was strong, but it was a “gentle strong”. The shape and the feel of it is classy and pretty. I’m really a toy slut… pretty vibes are great but I really just want the orgasm.

Look at it this way, there’s the vibes that you “jerk off”with, like the Hitachi… and then there’s toys for “masturbation” or “touching yourself”. A kinder gentler vibe. That is what the Liberte is. I used it while I was watching an adult movie. I was taking my time. The strong vibes didn’t push me to a fast release, but definitely gave me strong decadent orgasm that I wasn’t expecting the first time I used it.
Also used with a partner, he agreed that it was very gentle- but still strong. He couldn’t take it all in his ass, it was too big, he said- however, once you get past the widest part, it narrows considerably and I suspect it would have been really great. However, who am I to say what’s too wide for someone else’s butt?

It comes with a battery, so there’s no looking or charging involved. There are four settings, the first being HIGH. This is a good idea, you don’t have to go LOOKING for the high setting. The third setting, the low setting is too low. Almost non-existent low. The fourth is a rhythmic pulse, but it’s also too low to really consider.

There’s a nice curve so it can also be used for g-spot penetration, or prostate massage. It also has a nice long handle, which is convenient also. Its my ‘classy’ vibe and while this is probably not my go to toy, it’s does have a permanent spot close to my bed.

Are you doing your kegels?

Kegel (KAY-gul or KEY-gul) exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the uterus, bladder and bowel. If you do Kegel exercises regularly and keep your pelvic floor muscles toned, you may reduce your risk of incontinence and similar problems as you get older. Kegel exercises can also help you control urinary incontinence.

I’ve been hearing about this since my first pregnancy and it’s one of those topics, as you get into your 30’s and on, that women nod and smile and laugh about. Do we do them?? Well, I know that often forget. Without getting too clinical, strengthening your kegels will help you to not ‘pee when you sneeze’- which is unfortunately something that happens to lots of women, after having kids, or just as we get older.  The exercises are relatively easy to do, tighten, hold release, repeat.

Kegel exercisers, are like ‘resistance’ training.  Gripping down against something.  This exerciser from VibeReview is made with this in mind.  I read the instructions and thought…what the??

The Energie from Natural Contours is pretty, non threatening and effective.  Basically, you lay on your back and insert the end, using your hands only to support the weight of this ‘barbell’.  With each tighten, pull the barbell in, resting between each time.  Repeat until it’s fully inserted.  Repeat.   I imagine after time, you no longer need to use your hands for support.  The metal barbell weighs about a pound, can be washed and sterilized.

Lets not forget that besides the medical benefits of these exercises, there’s the sexual benefits.  In a nutshell, more control, tighter pussy.  Like any muscle, toning it will improve it’s ‘appearance’ at rest as well as in use right??  The article above claims that you will start to notice results in 8-12 weeks- so after 8-12 weeks of kegels, your partner will also reap the rewards of your hard work.

My thought is, once you can hold this sucker in, while standing… you deserve a theme song.

Vivid Dreams- Savanna

Here’s one for the “Go To” drawer. I have to make a correction to something I said about jelly toys. I don’t like ALL jelly toys. The last one I reviewed, going back later, the scent was too strong. Yes, wash it and it fades. Scented lube- and it masks it. However, right out of the drawer- it’s STRONG. Now I’m not sensitive to scents, but I’m not sensitive to a LOT of things. I suspect that MOST people will be bothered by this scent and a lot of the “sex toy snobs” (term used playfully) will not like it.

Now the Vivid Dreams Savanna does have the sail salon scent, I won’t like. But it’s got all the good Doc Johnson goodness.

Can you see the swirl that wraps around it?? It’s a nice thick vibrating dildo with the bullet up near the tip so it’s good for clitoral stimulation AND penetration. The Doc Johnson Vivid Dreams line all have the thumb dial, which I also really like. Roll it up, roll it down. Easy easy… And waterproof!!

Ok- I have very little luck with jerking off in the shower, but for those of you who DO- this is a good one.

So ok, here’s some phthalate talk. I KNOW that there’s a LOT of talk about using phthalate free products and how that is the safer way to go. Clearly any kind of chemicals are less than perfectly safe. In March of 2008 California banned baby and infant toys with phthalates. Most likely because they are in the mouths of the babies for long perions of time. I also found this article that addressed phthalates in sex toys.

  • moderate use of dildoes (less than 15 min/week) is not associated with any significant health risk
  • heavy usage (1 hour/day) is not associated with any significant health risk, except for pregnant and breastfeeding women who should abstain from heavy usage

Well I do use it more than 15 minutes a week, but maybe not EVERY week. And I am not pregnant or breastfeeding. I am not worried about getting cancer from my dildo’s. I live with a smoker, just outside of LA. Really, something else will get me before the phthalates do. However, I can’t say that I’m unconcerned.

One thing I have noticed is that the jelly toys sell. Looking at what sells on my affiliate accounts, or the toys that my non sex-blogger friends sell, and from people in the business that I’ve asked. Jelly Toys are what people are buying, probably because they cost a little less. For most people (not all), sex toys are a luxury item, not to be used on an every day basis and I suspect that less people are going to want to shell out an EXTRA $40 for a phthalate free toy that is going to be used maybe twice a week for 20 minutes a time.

In the interest of social responsibility, I feel like I need to mention these things now and again. SexToy.com does have a large selection of toys, even jelly like ones that are phthalate free. So if you have concerns, take an extra minute and look for it.